STERLING Bouldering is Dumb T-Shirt

Finally, someone said it.

Look, we're not here to make friends with the pad-stackers and crash-pad connoisseurs. This shirt says what every rope climber is thinking when they watch boulderers fall off the same V4 for the 47th time: "Just tie in already."

• Soft, comfortable fabric – Unlike those sharp crimps you keep falling off
• Durable construction – Will outlast your bouldering phase
• Bold statement – Sparks conversations (and friendly debates) at the crag
• Perfect fit – Comfortable enough for belaying all day while your friends actually finish routes
• Quality print – Won't fade like your bouldering calluses during rest days
• Versatile style – Wear it to the gym, crag, or anywhere you want to gently roast your boulderer friends

Is bouldering actually dumb? Of course not. But is it fun to wear this shirt while your boulderer friends try to defend their sport? Absolutely. Perfect for rope climbers who appreciate a little friendly banter, multi-pitch enthusiasts who can't understand why anyone would choose to climb without a rope, and anyone who's ever said "that's aid" unironically.

Disclaimer: We love all climbers. Even boulderers. Kind of.